1. I eat a salad every day for lunch.
  2. I rarely drink soda. 
  3. My biggest monthly expense is probably cigars. 
  4. I have a really cool smartphone. 
  5. I rarely use it as a phone. 
  6. I'm Facebook friends with Seahawks QB Russell Wilson, CB Richard Sherman, and whoever the person is in the Seahawks mascot costume. 
  7. I'm actual friends with the mother and brother of Seahawks CB Richard Sherman. 
  8. Before I lost weight, I used to get compared to comedian Patton Oswalt. Now, not so much. 
  9. I've twice climbed the spire on top of the Space Needle in Seattle. The second time I climbed it dressed like a giant cherry. 
  10. I was born in the basement of Mercy Hospital on Truxtun. 
  11. Mike Bell is my real name. 
  12. I won't tell you my father's middle name until someone guess it on World's Hardest Trivia on my radio show. 
  13. I have two cats. I used to have three, but one developed a brain tumor and had to be put down. 
  14. I enjoy an occasional glass of bourbon or scotch. 
  15. I have stage fright. 
  16. My favorite band is U2. My second favorite band is the Clash. 
  17. I'm incredibly nearsighted and wear contact lenses. I need bifocals, but hate the way they look, so I also wear reading glasses to read. 
  18. I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. It's a highly overrated skill. 
  19. I wear my converse "Chucks" almost everyday. 
  20. I had a hard time coming up with 20 things to tell you.