I get tons of mail everyday. Most letters are from really nice people wondering when I'm going to pay my bill. 

Occasionally I get a card from one of my six many fans asking whatever happened to "You Can't Make This Bleep Up!" 

After noticing that all many of the stories we reported on "Bleep" happened in the Sunshine State of Florida, we've revamped the feature and beginning this afternoon (2/6/13) the goofy news stories will return to The Road Show as....

"What The F**** Is Wrong With Florida?!" 

And as a special treat for visiting my blog, here's a preview of today's Florida story...

Dateline: Ft. Meyers Florida

Great balls of fire!

Jorge Perez, 23, told deputies he had fired a flare gun, which he had forgotten he had just loaded, reports WZVN ABC News-7 in Fort Myers.

The flare struck the floor before ricocheting into the Lehigh Acres man's genital area which resulted in multiple burn wounds and lacerations to his delicate private parts, according to the report.