A fugitive in Washington state has managed to shake off law enforcement officials, but he can't seem to get the Facebook monkey off his back.
Travis Nicolaysen, who is being sought for failure to check in with his parole officer, managed to elude two set of cops and a canine unit on foot chases last week -- after which he checked in with a note saying that he'd gotten away.
He also took the time to change his relationship status to "single" following an accusation of assaulting his girlfriend on March 28th. So far, he hasn't responded to messages from the law or the press. Check the whole story out for yourself: